Carrots Will Kill You

After all...

• Nearly all sick people have eaten carrots. Obviously the effects are cumulative.
• An estimated 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten carrots.
• 99.9% of people involved in auto accidents ate carrots within 30 days prior to the accident.
• Some 93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where carrots are served frequently.
• Among people born in 1878 and later ingested carrots, there has been 100% mortality.
• All carrot eaters born between 1910 and 1940 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of their teeth, and have brittle bones and failing eyesight, if the toxic effects of carrots have not already caused their deaths.

This report was posted in the Seed Shop where I bought some flower bulbs and seed packets. I know, shocking isn't it.

I planted said bulbs and seeds about a month ago, and I might add that I did NOT plant any carrot seeds.

These are my tomato sprouts, I hope to grow tomatoes with taste. I can't seem to find any in the grocery store.

Here is my "garden": crocus shoots, basil seeds, bamboo, more basil seeds, tomato sprouts...

oh yeah, and a sad looking aloe vera plant in the middle

(I accidently let it freeze once)

I know my garden is quite fantastic, but don't be jealous.